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Saturday, February 17, 2007

KUNGFU MEMORIAL - The Movie

The story begins in a 3 storey castle, where the princess chew of woodlands was busy at work doing her memorial. This memorial is the top secret manual to crushing the "evil" organisation known as "Moonbeam". Moonbeam created face creams that, once applied, devastates your face to the point of no return (Tan Yen Juan v. Moonbeam, [2007] 1 Sing. L.R. 1 at para. 1). Though the court found for Moonbeam, the princess knew she had the upper hand and would severely crush Moonbeam in the Court of Appeal.

However, the princess was still gloomy at the tonnes of information she had to gather before going to court. "What's the use of Pt Headings?" she asked, when its clear that Moonbeam was liable as hell. But, Moonbeam, being the devious company that they are, was silently hatching a plan...

When we next return to the castle, we find the princess gone! Evidently, there was a struggle going on because the table was so so messy. But, amidst the signs of struggle, lies a clue that is pointed out so clearly its as if a "big red hand" pointed to it, but for the fact that the author did not know how to draw a big red hand using mspaint. The princess wanted us to "Save the Planet", which means we have to destroy moonbeam!

We finally found the hideout of moonbeam, which was the room that spanned 3 levels and its approximately as big as Borat's room back home. The room is in the background. We had to fight it out with moonbeam. The fight certainly wasnt easy, as the evil enemy was able to dodge every single sweeping kick. And on and on the fight goes...

The fight lasted till night, where the enemy finally got defeated. Peace reigned once again. The princess is finally able to see her beloved Tembusu tree again, and trim its leaves... But, will the princess fall out of the tree? thats a story for another time.

THE END

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Joel
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Hwa Chong
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